10 Dangerous Animals That Are Deceptively Cute
Cute, perhaps. But looks can be deceiving.
One important lesson that everyone should learn early on is that just because an animal is cute doesn’t mean it will be friendly or tame. Puppies and kittens are certainly friendly and tame, but the same can’t be said for these faunae. Let’s have a look at 10 species that are, to say the least, best left alone. At the worst, they should be avoided at all costs. For this list, the number 10 entry is at the top and the number one entry is at the bottom.
Dolphins
These are likely your favorite marine mammals, and while they have no venom and aren’t usually aggressive to humans, they shouldn't be taken lightly. For one, a dolphin ramming into your side could easily fracture your ribs. And that's just the start of it. While most animals are only aggressive when threatened, dolphins can have violent tendencies, even when unprovoked. As if that's not enough, they've also been known to harm their own young. Maybe it's time to take "swimming with dolphins" off your bucket list.
Moose
Anyone from the Great White North will tell you that moose are a force to be reckoned with. For those that aren't from Canada and certain parts of the US, let me explain. Moose are the largest living deer in the world, and they definitely won't shy away from using their strength for defense or aggression purposes. According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Wildlife, more people are injured by moose in the state than by bears. Another thing that is less commonly known is that moose can kick forwards and backwards. In addition to all of this, they weigh around 700 kg (1,600 lbs) and can charge up to 55 km/h (35 mph). Fortunately, and quite unlike bears, it is a safe idea to run away from a moose, because they likely won't follow you too far.
Swans
While these majestic birds are a pretty sight when walking through the park, it should be more well-known that they will defend their nests and cygnets (baby swans), especially during mating season. They've also been known to attack boaters or other people getting too close. But, like other animals on this list, they will display warning signs, such as flapping their wings or hissing before they get aggressive.
Raccoons
Just because former President Calvin Coolidge had a pet raccoon doesn't mean that's a good idea. To anyone who lives in the continent of North America, chances are that you’ve been taught, at one time or another, the things that these animals are capable of. To begin with, raccoons are prehensile, which means they are able to grasp things. On top of this, when they feel threatened, they will defend themselves violently. And don’t even get started on rabies. Never approach any animal that looks rabid, especially a raccoon. If left untreated, rabies is almost always fatal. And even the non-rabid ones can transmit diseases such as roundworm, salmonella, leptospirosis, and giardia to humans.
Kangaroo
Those in the land down under will likely talk about kangaroos in the way that Canadians and some Americans will talk about moose. As if looking like a mutant rabbit that just got out of prison isn't intimidating enough, the males will have kicking fights to win over the females. And a kangaroo's kick could cause broken bones, internal bleeding, and even disembowelment in rare cases. If a male kangaroo stands on its hind legs and is looking at you, it's best you leave immediately. And the females, like most other animals, will defend their young. And that's not counting their claws, which can cause scratches and lacerations. Deaths to humans are rare, but one 77-year-old man in Western Australia died in 2022 after an attack, the first time since 1936 that a human had been killed by a kangaroo. And attacks are becoming more prevalent since humans are edging into kangaroo habitat.
Hippopotamus
They may seem cute to the most oblivious of people, but practically anyone else will know the dangers they pose. But it won a spot on this list anyway because everyone needs to know that, to say the least, hippos aren’t meant to be joked about. They were one of only two animals that Steve Irwin was genuinely scared of (the other being cassowaries). Despite being herbivores, a hippo's bite force exceeds 8,000 newtons (1,800 psi), 3 times that of a lion, which is easily enough to cut you in half. And to say that they’re territorial and aggressive during mating season would be an understatement. Hippos are said to kill up to 500 people a year. And to top it all off, these animals can run up to 30 km/h (19 mph), which may come as a surprise, considering their heavy size of up to 3,200 kg (7,000 lbs). So, maybe stick to sitting down in your safari Land Cruiser when you travel through Africa.
Platypus
Made famous (to the general public, at least) by the Disney XD show Phineas and Ferb, this Australian monotreme is often described as the world’s oddest animal, seeing how it’s a mammal that lays eggs (which is what a monotreme is), and the fact that it has a bill like a duck, spurs like a rooster, and a tail like a beaver's. Regardless, they shouldn’t be kept as pets. Why? Well, the males have venomous spurs on their hind legs. This venom isn't lethal to humans, but it is powerful enough to cause a stinging sensation, as well as nausea and swelling. And conventional painkillers won't work against it. And before you go thinking a female is safe to handle, it is worth noting that it's difficult to distinguish a male from a female without getting close.
Giant Pandas
These symbols of China may look adorable, given that they're known for being clumsy and playing while young. Though they are best left alone, and that’s because they have one of the strongest bites of all bear species. This is to help them eat bamboo, which they eat almost exclusively. For comparison, their bite force is about as strong as a lion's. And even though they will avoid confrontation at almost any cost, they will attack if they feel threatened.
Blue-Ringed Octopus
This aptly named cephalopod is very small, measuring no more than 9 cm (3.5 in) wide, but it is as small as it is dangerous. Each of these tiny guys possess a venom which is strong enough to kill 25 adults. Videos on social media have shown humans picking these octopuses up. Bad move. Their coloration may look tempting, but it's actually meant to be a warning to predators.
Slow Loris
The cutest animal on this list earned the top spot because of its appearance. But don't be fooled. This relative of lemurs and bushbabies has beady eyes and a mouth that resembles a smile, so it may look like something you’d want to cuddle if given the opportunity. But reality is often disappointing. To say that approaching one of these is a bad idea would be an understatement. These guys will lick venom from their inner elbow, mix this venom with their saliva, then bite their prey. And it's no ordinary venom. The venom can cause flesh to rot. So don't let your guard down the next time you travel to Southeast Asia.
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Sources: The Travel, Love Exploring
Savanna Stanfield
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